The Mostly Human Human

“I have often noticed that we are inclined to endow our friends with the stability of type that literary characters acquire in the reader’s mind. No matter how many times we reopen ‘King Lear,’ never shall we find the good king banging his tankard in high revelry, all woes forgotten, at a jolly reunion with all three daughters and their lapdogs. Never will Emma rally, revived by the sympathetic salts in Flaubert’s father’s timely tear. Whatever evolution this or that popular character has gone through between the book covers, his fate is fixed in our minds, and, similarly, we expect our friends to follow this or that logical and conventional pattern we have fixed for them. Thus X will never compose the immortal music that would clash with the second-rate symphonies he has accustomed us to. Y will never commit murder. Under no circumstances can Z ever betray us. We have it all arranged in our minds, and the less often we see a particular person, the more satisfying it is to check how obediently he conforms to our notion of him every time we hear of him. Any deviation in the fates we have ordained would strike us as not only anomalous but unethical. We could prefer not to have known at all our neighbor, the retired hot-dog stand operator, if it turns out he has just produced the greatest book of poetry his age has seen.”
— Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

(via froakee)

openroadmedia:

“If knowledge can create problems, it’s not through ignorance that we solve them.”
-Isaac Asimov
Happy National Science Fiction Day! Celebrate by reading the great writers that follow in Asimov’s genius footsteps, including the wonderful Octavia E. Butler, 

openroadmedia:

“If knowledge can create problems, it’s not through ignorance that we solve them.”

-Isaac Asimov

Happy National Science Fiction Day! Celebrate by reading the great writers that follow in Asimov’s genius footsteps, including the wonderful Octavia E. Butler, 

This basically describes my life…

This basically describes my life…

(Source: thespngames, via bookriot)

mnxmnkmnd:

we-are-star-stuff:

Today would have been the 197th birthday of Ada Lovelace, the woman generally considered to be the worlds first computer programmer. 
Lovelace (1815-1852) was born Augusta Ada Byron, the only legitimate child of Annabella Milbanke and the poet Lord Byron. Her mother, Lady Byron, had mathematical training (Byron called her his ‘Princess of Parallelograms’) and insisted that Ada, who was tutored privately, study mathematics too - an unusual education for a woman.
In 1844 a paper was published by an author known only as A.A.L. It described the Analytical Engine, a hypothetical machine designed by a mathematician called Charles Babbage.
In the paper A.A.L. described a set of commands that would enable it to handle complex operations and equations.
It wasn’t until twenty years after her death that A.A.L was revealed to have been Augusta Ada Lovelace, the daughter of Lord Byron.
Although Babbage’s machine was never actually built, the commands Lovelace created for it is widely considered the worlds first computer program.

It calculated Bernoulli numbers. You can read the program here. The paper is here; the program is in note G.

mnxmnkmnd:

we-are-star-stuff:

Today would have been the 197th birthday of Ada Lovelace, the woman generally considered to be the worlds first computer programmer. 

Lovelace (1815-1852) was born Augusta Ada Byron, the only legitimate child of Annabella Milbanke and the poet Lord Byron. Her mother, Lady Byron, had mathematical training (Byron called her his ‘Princess of Parallelograms’) and insisted that Ada, who was tutored privately, study mathematics too - an unusual education for a woman.

In 1844 a paper was published by an author known only as A.A.L. It described the Analytical Engine, a hypothetical machine designed by a mathematician called Charles Babbage.

In the paper A.A.L. described a set of commands that would enable it to handle complex operations and equations.

It wasn’t until twenty years after her death that A.A.L was revealed to have been Augusta Ada Lovelace, the daughter of Lord Byron.

Although Babbage’s machine was never actually built, the commands Lovelace created for it is widely considered the worlds first computer program.

It calculated Bernoulli numbers. You can read the program here. The paper is here; the program is in note G.

“Among the smoke and fog of a December afternoon
You have the scene arrange itself — as it will seem to do—
With ‘I have saved this afternoon for you’…”
— T. S. Eliot, from “Portrait of a Lady

(Source: proustitute)

clientsfromhell:

Me: …and then just copy and paste it into the editor box.

Client: How do I copy and paste?

Me: Select the text and press Ctrl-C, click the editor box, and then press Ctrl-V.

Client: WOW! This would’ve made my life so much easier at university!